Silver Tongue

Dec 28

chokkilissa-nahollos:

talking to non-rat owners: they’re actually extremely smart, so trainable, and obsessed with being Clean!! they spend all day washing their little faces and fussily rearranging their area!! good and precious!! never done anything wrong in their lives!!!

talking to another rat owner: oh, YEAH? well MY fatrat once chewed through the ENTIRE WALL! she also likes to beat up her sisters for their snacks, thieve food from my very mouth, and stick pizza crust in my underwear drawer.

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kipcas:
“messy rosey
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kipcas:

messy rosey

(Source: hopeseu, via moonpaw)

“Excuse me, this drug dealer is asleep. Who is the second best drug dealer?” —

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badficniverse:
“From the fanfic “Connie abandons Earth for a Bureau” ”

badficniverse:

From the fanfic “Connie abandons Earth for a Bureau”

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dicesthetics:

dicesthetics:

dicesthetics:

d…. d120???

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i own this now

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apersnicketylemon:

Shoplifting actually isn’t a radical statement.

You DO actually hurt the low-wage workers, not the billionaire CEO/Owners of the company. 

Source: I’ve had my paycheck, hours, and job cut due to shoplifting on more than one occasion. I’m not the only one.

Also, you know who they blame first for large numbers of shoplifters frequenting the store or lots of product going missing? The staff. You know what they do if they think a few people on staff might be stealing? They replace all of them. Regardless of whether they can prove it. Yes. That’s totally legal.

Stop acting like your shoplifting is some radical anti-capitalist statement. It isn’t. You’re only hurting the very people you claim to support. SOME stores have a certain amount they expect to lose to shoplifting, but not all of them do. It can vary even within a company.

And yes, stealing food when your hungry IS different from stealing $500 worth of makeup because you wanted it.

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deadfoxforcutie:

deadfoxforcutie:

skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

can cause a glitch where the player characters tiddies become hostile 

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mypatronushasabowtie:
“It looks like their personalities rotated counterclockwise.
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mypatronushasabowtie:

It looks like their personalities rotated counterclockwise.

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