Silver Tongue

Oct 31

just-a-nerd-kid:
“ thekawaiicecilrhodes:
“ scratchman:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ unclesampatriot2:
“ he’s suffering
”
how the fuck did he take the first bite
”
HOW DOES ME EATING A SANDWICH HAVE 5000 NOTES
”
HOW DID YOU EAT IT?!
”
A most excellent hose...

just-a-nerd-kid:

thekawaiicecilrhodes:

scratchman:

helioscentrifuge:

unclesampatriot2:

he’s suffering

how the fuck did he take the first bite

HOW DOES ME EATING A SANDWICH HAVE 5000 NOTES

HOW DID YOU EAT IT?!

A most excellent hose should be able to eat any and all foods, they wouldn’t want to appear rude if a guest brings food, after all.

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is there any character more badass than bulma? she blackmails literal gods

weequaypirates:

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address 

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots

dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes 

Peter: Things look a little rough, we should probably abscond
Thor: You can run but im going to take all of the enemies on. All of them.
Peter: Did you just….

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thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ cats-and-cacti:
“i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
”
Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before...

thebaconsandwichofregret:

cats-and-cacti:

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.

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dabblingindissent:

kropotkhristian:

Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.

Vote for Beto for the schadenfreude.

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captcreate:
“ everythingfox:
“Pumpkin gives birth to fox
”
Science has gone too far.
”

captcreate:

everythingfox:

Pumpkin gives birth to fox

Science has gone too far.

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cassandraooc:

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Day 19 monsters

In this case, monster parents! :D yay lusus!

doritofalls:

petition to sue toberth fox for making me cry like that

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noodlesoda:

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This is all I have to say

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