iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address
peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark
peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin
tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means
peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots
dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes
Peter: Things look a little rough, we should probably abscond Thor: You can run but im going to take all of the enemies on. All of them. Peter: Did you just….
Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.
Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.
