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Curious about these new signs? Take the Extended Zodiac Test!
WHILE YOU WERE FILLING QUADRANTS I STUDIED THE BLADE
(via moonpaw)
You say Eric Cartman, I say Eric Andre
You say Frickin’ Sweet, I say Rickin’ Morty
You say Stan Smith, I say Jerry Smith
You say Family Guy Funny Moments, I say Bojack Horseman Sad Moments
You say Degrassi, I say Neil Degrassi Tyson
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is this.. unironic?
Yeah I’m kinda of a freak lol I’m into some really weird obscured comedies………………..I’m AM a bit…….. How your say, twisted…….
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIIIIIIIKE
(via dan-mcneely)
this isn’t funny
yeah i bet, bitch
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
At this point, it has to be asked:
are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!
are any of the
rabbit villagers/campers
actually rabbits
^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.
don’t look the gift horse in a mouth
you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways
this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69
(Source: ghostclassic, via gearholder)
people can get lost in eyes, but it sometimes feels like i found myself by looking at yours.
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
the past: clown funny
the present: clown scary
the future: CLOWN SEXY
we were warned but we didn’t listen
There is no difference between trump and the kid who passes you a “do you like me? ☐ yes! ☐ yeah!!” note in class
is this real?????
https://gop.com/inaugural-year-approval-poll/
It’s real
my response was “Trump is a fascist dictator who won office due to foreign influence undermining the sanctity of democracy. the media is not fake and this survey is incredibly biased, so much so that it really shows how pathetic the GOP is. The republican party is a disgrace to america and every single one of you should resign.”
(via jadewares)
