Silver Tongue

Oct 30

zombiebrainsoup:

mrdsc1010:

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

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Originally posted by heartshapedglassesxo

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adamtots:
“Happy Halloween babiessssssss
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adamtots:

Happy Halloween babiessssssss

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awed-frog:

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I don’t know who Isaac Stack is but I want him to write every single textbook about everything.

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flightyfinch:

damnselfly:

flightyfinch:

my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot

… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?

i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland

these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

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jacobean-matrix:

thischick25:

toastyhat:

“extra crunchy peanut butter” has the same syllable count and rhythm as “teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Extra crunchy peanut butter

Extra crunchy peanut butter

Extra crunchy peanut butter

Eat it in a sandwich

Peanut power!

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ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

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bonbonsgallery:
“Purrfection!
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bonbonsgallery:

Purrfection!

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doctorsweetheart:

fruitgushers:

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

i’m someone the church wants dead today

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