Silver Tongue

Dec 26

artosai:

showerthoughtsofficial:

If Apple just recently admitted to slowing down older versions of user’s iPhones, they’re probably doing the same shit to iMac’s and MacBooks.

PC Master Race

(Source: reddit.com, via dies-first)

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Ok, there are big iron gates in front of you

Teifling: ok, i push open the gates

DM: ok, you try that

Teifline: ….and?

DM: nothing happens because gate doors open outwards

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

berlynn-wohl:
“ hapabap:
“ nazerine:
“ plasmalogical:
“ paxamericana:
“Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers
”
good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every...

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

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(via newbarrk)

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marquisdesad:
“I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted
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marquisdesad:

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

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zoraiya:
“ spookwarfare:
“Holy shit dudes
” ”

zoraiya:

spookwarfare:

Holy shit dudes

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Originally posted by xo-bbygirl-xo

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“We’re not stealing! We’re pre-looting!

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