Silver Tongue

Oct 30

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

We popping the biggest bottles when Crash gets confirmed for Smash today

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My day will fucking come. Next time.

This is the one. Crash is out on Switch now. It’s time.

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Next time.

Aight it’s the last direct before the game releases, this has got to be the one

Please nintendo i cant deal

watch it be banjo

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laurasimonsdaughter:

Things I desperately need to see in werewolf stories:

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socalledunitedstates:
“ tranarchist:
“ libertybill:
“ tranarchist:
“Free time, abolish work
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I love that socialists simultaneously are anti-work, but also want all things required for living provided for.
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It’s almost as if the vast majority of...

socalledunitedstates:

tranarchist:

libertybill:

tranarchist:

Free time, abolish work

I love that socialists simultaneously are anti-work, but also want all things required for living provided for.

It’s almost as if the vast majority of work today serves the needs of capital instead of our own and is geared towards producing profit instead of anything useful

On the Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs, by David Graeber

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gahdamnpunk:
“His parents knew he was trash lol
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gahdamnpunk:

His parents knew he was trash lol

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12-amu:

th4nkyoub3n:

12-amu:

*cracks ovaries open*

Hey who wants some forbidden caviar

I’m thinking about this post during class.

Think about it again!

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textsfromsuperheroes:
“Texts From Superheroes
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textsfromsuperheroes:

Texts From Superheroes

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heatlook:

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littlealiengirl:

celticpyro:

batter-sempai:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and


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I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

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Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

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Um

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Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

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This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

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tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

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JUMBA NO

Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

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Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

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Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

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Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

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Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

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Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

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WHY

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Good boy. You get him Philip

JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:

She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.

This is all made more weird by the fact the numbers seem to have meaning.

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China is military series. (Also according to Jumba’s page on the wiki, his worst fear is his ex-wife. I wonder if that came before or after China’s creation.)

Let’s look at some pairs!

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He could have just had an experiment to make things that work. Instead he made one specifically to make things that don’t work and another one to fix those things.

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This seems normal but

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what is the opposite of controlling the weather?!

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wow

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why

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Why are there two of these? Well at least there’s this follow up

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jumba is like a college student who makes experiments to avoid doing classwork

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aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

they meet when jake is investigating a horse in a hospital

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