Silver Tongue

Dec 25

kingtrashraccoon:
me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have
sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

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nearsh0t:

bitter-cosmos:
bitter-cosmos:
steven universe only instead of steven it’s steve buscemi
I LIVE FOR THIS

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(Source: kang0-0a, via moonpaw)

setheverman:

midtown120blues:
Tumblr 2018 timeline
-seth everman kills someone
-thot becomes a slur
-website surprise shut down in February
the next person who sends me this post is getting murdered

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sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

I’d like everyone to meet my sithlord OC Darth Gonkus.

(Source: themanslayer, via chefpyro)

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chefpyro:

elbiotipo:
chefpyro:
if ONLY mr house would let me work with him without destroying the brotherhood of steel i would choose him every time. be the right hand of the most powerful man around? hell yeah! but why do we gotta blow up the reclusive tech peeps, dude. why. they’re not doing anything. they’re helping me. now i gotta murder you and go hang out with the ncr or yes man instead. grumble mumble.
Let’s be honest it’s because everybody loves Veronica

What about killing Benny and siding with yesman

colossus-steppes:

adreamofmirrors:
trilllizard666:
Me: “Oh yeah, I remember that game. It came out like three years ago.”
Wikipedia: “Release Date: 2005″
Me:
Is this an example or a reaction because MGS4 is almost 10 years old now

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snakegay:

i was like ‘hehe silly snake climbing wall’ and i didnt realize until it was too late that she was taking a shit on the carpet as i photographed

(Source: foulserpent, via )