Silver Tongue

Oct 29

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baezia:
“ not-mitchell:
“ blue-author:
“ soradiesinkh3:
“ autumnyte:
“ collapsed:
“ my hero
”
I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing...

baezia:

not-mitchell:

blue-author:

soradiesinkh3:

autumnyte:

collapsed:

my hero

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

Art: what is art, really?
Cleaning Lady: not this

“thousands of dollars of art”

“crumpled newspaper, cardboard, and cookies”

Which one is it, you bourgeois lemon?

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elvish-memesmith:
“ nepetea:
“someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston
”
This is the future that liberals want.
”

elvish-memesmith:

nepetea:

someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston

This is the future that liberals want.

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lyssalovescookies:
“ flailmorpho:
“ wastelandbabe:
“ lowbutt:
“ MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
”
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
”
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
”
#my environmental science...

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

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afallenwolf:
“ bulbasaur-propaganda:
“  During a hide and Seek game, Bulbasaur went back to take Togepi to a better hiding spot so it doesn’t get sad losing quickly.
Bulbasaur was a real bro.
”
Bulbasaur was the big brother of the original...

afallenwolf:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

During a hide and Seek game, Bulbasaur went back to take Togepi to a better hiding spot so it doesn’t get sad losing quickly. 

Bulbasaur was a real bro.

Bulbasaur was the big brother of the original team.

bulbasaur and pikachu encompass the two dynamics of an older sibling. One will stab you and act like they never met you and the other will jump in the way of a bullet for you.

source: i have an older sibling

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lumsel:

drendari:

image

Not sure what we are playing but next turn I am all in.

this joke cost twelve thousand dollars

too bad you dont have a draw 4 wild card

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possiblestalker:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

In other words, be the scary serial killer in your cat’s personal horror movie.

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wereralph:

strangewerewolfgiver:

image

Found on Facebook.

IM GOING TO SHIT

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