I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this
Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?
ready player one AU where the players are griffin and justin
Never forget that when Caboose was acting strangely, Sheila’s main worry was that the others would think he had been infected with the Omega ai.
Never forget that when Simmons got kicked out of Red Base, Sheila let him come live with her- even though he’d been insulting her.
Never forget that when Tucker, Donut, and Tex went to go save their friends, Sheila packed them all lunches for the trip (she doesn’t have hands???).
Also, never forget that when both sides were leaving behind a member of their team, the Blues left Sheila- meaning they think of her as part of the team, not just a vehicle.
And never forget that when Sheila started acting odd, Church asked if she was okay in a tone that suggested more than just being worried that she would kill him again.
Oh, and don’t forget that when Wash met Sheila and talked to her like she was ‘just’ a computer program, Caboose came to her defense and wouldn’t let him continue until he remembered his manners.
You also shouldn’t forget that time that Epsilon was trying to get information from the Pelican and referred to Sheila as “an old friend” and said that she was helping him.
And you really shouldn’t forget how happy she was when she was dating Lopez (”You tell him, Big Daddy!”) or that Lopez once sang a love ballad to her and it was really really adorable.
Just whatever you do don’t forget Sheila. She’s important, okay?
realistically, you could probably knock out a grey with no effort. without their technology and placed in hand-to-hand combat, those little space fuckers probably aint shit.
No Muscle Mass At All. Weak. Pathetic.
Ugly Feeble Creatures. They Should Fear Us. I Doubt They Can Even Consume Whey.