all my horse friends at ciderfest and me over here in Texas be like
all my horse friends at ciderfest and me over here in Texas be like
Secret Panel HERE!
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Bayonetta - Bayonetta
fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars
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My mom’s cats, they’re brothers
Synchronized catting
This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social.
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One of my three pieces for the @beforuszine!
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My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before
So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.
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the signs as monster factory quotes :-)
aries: what’s the deal with me being extinct?
taurus: oh uh uh oh! uh! uh oh! oops! oh no! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! oh no! oops! oops a daisy!
gemini: right now i’m “kissing the frog.” that’s what i call hacking the matrix
cancer: fuck, fuck, aw shit i quoted seinfeld
leo: how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?
virgo: you’ve got infinite babies… you’ve got an axe that can kill god… the dopest dress… a fucking great look
libra: she is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge, and the executioner
vriska: strength 10, luck 10, and the other two points we can just throw right away
sagittarius: please move i’m so wet. i’m so sweaty and wet
capriclown: here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church
aquarius: i think weapons are really just accessories
pisces: this is some lovecraft shit in an infinite ocean
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