this is the one time a corporate version of a meme is 10000x funnier than any other version
I thiught it said FUCKING
Well funny enough, frack is also the subsitute for fuck in Battlestar Galatica.
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You find out that your significant other is an eldritch horror, that has ultimately been trying to steal your soul by getting you to trust it. However, as it got to know you, it began to bond with you, and no longer wants to steal your soul. How do you react? Do you proceed with the relationship, or leave the creature?
bitch this is the dream scenario
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Vegans trying to make people eat more plants like:
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bag of wees
weed
do not reblog this
I meant to say bag of weed
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Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them
the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”
Griffin McElroy is friends with lin manuel miranda and jimmy buffet
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