Silver Tongue

Dec 22

egowave:

egowave:

abermetta:

trubywrighf:

thecybersmlth:

egowave:

people who think theyre oppressed for being witches vs people who think theyre oppressed for being vegans vs people who think theyre oppressed for being into ddlg

Vs people oppressed for wanting a simple human pet

“people who think they’re oppressed for being witches” listen, have u not… ever heard of the crusades

ever heard of the ah… salem witch trials my bud

none of the women accused of being witches during the salem witch trials were actually witches please read a history book im begging you

the notes on this are really bad so instead look at this image i made that describes the notes for u

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pukicho:

theirisianprincess:

pukicho:

The future: Holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by hatsune miku 

just 12?

It’ll be 13 if you don’t stop asking questions

(via jadewares)

crosscoded:

THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.

WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA

AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

(Source: acidocasualidad, via dan-mcneely)

raptorific:

[noir detective voice] this dame had legs in all the right places

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fairygodrobot:

nernthestrudel:

sobbing-jester:

Different people, different ways of reenergizing

TWITTER

#and doesnt paint extroverts in a bad light which i see too iften

THANK YOU :) 

love, your friendly neighbourhood extrovert

what if your HP bar goes down in both situations does that just mean you have depression

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sasukehateblog:

jasonptodd:

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

asexy bill clinton is canon

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kosher-delhi:

targuzzler:

sumer is the earliest known civilization that had to do it to us

You know I had to Enkidu it to ‘em.

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sonatine:

number6bitch:

What Would A Mediocre White Man Do? (new mantra to live by!)

this is SO REAL both the specific case and the broad case in the specific case: if you actually met 100% of the requirements they couldn’t afford you I tell this to every woman I talk to job hunting about APPLY ANYWAY THE MEDIOCRE WHITE MEN ARE DOING IT (via @galwednesday)

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