Context: We’re in this magic mansion that we’ve been to before, and are searching the place for any clues to the whereabouts of someone who used to live there. My Wizard is re-searching the person’s office even though she already searched it the first time.
DM: So, you check around the desk, look through the shelves, all that, and you really don’t find anything you didn’t already see before. *Shrugs like this was a fruitless search*
Me: Yeah, I just kinda go through the desk,
DM: Nothing new
Me, jokingly: Lift up the rug.
DM: There’s a trap door.
Me: …Wait, what?
DM: *nods* A trap door.
Me, still in disbelief: Really? No joke?
DM: Yeah, really.
Me, in character: Holy shit, I was just being funny by checking under here, the fuck is this?
It ended up being a portal to the Elemental Plane of Earth. No big deal.
see i’ve gotten suicide bait before that was vague enough to be like “aw, you want me to kill myself, that’s cute” but one time a sn*pe stan told me that i was clearly abusive and terrible for disagreeing with her (also she accused me of being…complicit to sexual abuse? for some reason???? without knowing me??? on a post that had less than 300 notes???) and then outlined a fucking method for me to end my life with bc disagreeing with a 30+ yr old fandom mom on the internet has wild results anyway my point is don’t be like that
people really seem to hate it when you point out the actual legitimate actual fact from the series that snape was an asshole incel who would still be a magic nazi if the woman he fuckzoned wasnt brutally murdered as a result of his own actions. or that he was taking out all his anger that he had for the chat who lily chose to be with on a child who had no part in their history and another child for not being the chosen one instead despite, again, it being out of his control. like, snape is a grade A asshole who should be punched in the face.
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.
I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.
THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂
This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.
Holy shit the super specific things towards the end
Oh wow!
I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!
