never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
Okay to be fair, there are a shitton of Virgin Mary paintings that show Mickey wasn’t the only dude out there doing religious art who hadn’t a fucking clue what breasts were supposed to be.
Madonna Nursing the Christ Child, Robert Champin’s (c. 1375 – 26 April 1444) workshop. Tiny shoulderboobs will be a theme here, as will babies who look like they want to start a fight.
Madonna With Child, Rogier van der Weyden, c.1450. Please note that we have both tiny boob and an invisible nipple.
Mary and Child, Gerard David (1490). Even the baby isn’t buying it.
Madonna Nursing the Christ Child, Legend of the Master of the Magdalen (15th-16th century)
Galaktotrophousa, Master Ioannis (1778). Yes, there’s a boob in this picture.
And my favorite, for bonus points of “why is this even a thing”:
The Miraculous Lactation of St. Bernard, Alonso Cano (1650)
This painting depicts the spiritual nourishing of St. Bernard by the milk of Our Lady, based on this legendary mystical experience: Bernard prayed before a statue of the Madonna, asking her, “Show yourself a mother” (“Monstra te esse Matrem”). The statue came to life and and squirted milk from the breast onto the Saint’s lips.
So yeah, Michelangelo couldn’t sculpt a boob to save his goddamn life, but if he was cribbing off of other artists, he can be forgiven. At least one of them might have seen a boob and still fucked up this bad.
#even today male artists don’t know how boobs work
My friend’s tag brings up a fantastic point and I’d like to expand on it:
These remind me of that project where they asked people to draw a bicycle from memory. Except it doesn’t look like these people had ever seen a boob to draw from memory.
god why are kinksters/people with weird ass fetishes either 1) the nicest people youve ever met or 2) terrifying caricatures come to life who seem like stephen king thought them up like jfc theres no in between
Man makes a joke and all of you are calling for his death and insulting him, but somehow he’s the child
i dont know about everyone else but im calling for his death because he exploits his workers, lies about his stocks worth and throws a temper tantrum everytime someone steals his spotlight going so far as to call a profesional rescuer who saved children who got trapped in an underwater cave a pedophile because he saved the children instead of musks bullshit mini sub and then tried to downplay how much danger the kids were in. The guys a terrible person in general and thats why i say eat the rich.
