This gif is fucking me up because it looks like the branch clips through the railing on the right-hand side.
i am so tired of seeing this dog witchcraft bullshit and ppl being all “ugh it obviously just snapped around” or “it clearly moves over the railing duh” like first of all no?
these are consecutive frames and there’s no snapping or moving over anything, just straight through
and for the “it’s the angle the stick just isn’t as big as we think it is because of the angle”
it’s literally huge
don’t give me that “it jus liddl” shit fuck off this dog is a wizard and the owner edits weird shit into dog-wizard’s videos for some reason
I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me
Blue hair
Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.
i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children
when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”
