Silver Tongue

Oct 20

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filibusterfrog:

my imaginary future boss is telling me to make the monsters less sexy and im  quitting my imaginary job

Your imaginary future boss sounds like bizarro Guillermo del Toro

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

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tranarchist:
“  This TERF page run by Janice Williams- one of the TERFs who sabotaged London Pride this year- is now promoting fascist antisemitic conspiracy theories.
TERFs really are openly showing their true colours now as they go all out in...

tranarchist:

This TERF page run by Janice Williams- one of the TERFs who sabotaged London Pride this year- is now promoting fascist antisemitic conspiracy theories.

TERFs really are openly showing their true colours now as they go all out in stoking up anti-trans prejudice ahead of the government consultation closing.

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princessharumi:
“For old time’s sake…
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princessharumi:

For old time’s sake…

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pinkcheesegreenghost:

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adonischildsupportcase:

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Good

How did a grown-ass adult accuse a child of sexual assault?

Teresa Klein was in a new york bodega buying 2 bags of kitty litter when the 9 year old walked by. Klein claimed the boy sexually assaulted her by grabbing her ass, and called the cops.

the cops viewed the bodega cameras and saw the 9 year old was wearing a bulky backpack and brushed her as he passed by. But Klein turned around and started screaming at the mother and the 9 year old, and people in the bodega started filming her yelling and calling the cops. Other customers can be heard in the footage confronting Klein, with one woman telling her, “Nobody wants to touch your flat ass.”

i’m glad he didn’t forgive her.

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inappropriate-affect:
“ inthearmsofathief:
“i made this instead of writing
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im reblogging this instead of writing
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@rosexknight

inappropriate-affect:

inthearmsofathief:

i made this instead of writing

im reblogging this instead of writing

@rosexknight

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mangahead:

papasmoke:

im always holding down the gamer key

w-whats the gamer key…

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me leaving the house and instantly turning back, because i forgot something there

Me setting sv_gravity to 5 and host_timescale to 30 then holding w

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tazdelightful:

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wizardtwins:

justin mcelroy opened a podcast recording studio open to the public for rent in huntington, to let people who may not have the equipment share their voices and tell stories that deserve to be told 

this man. is a good man. he is such a good good man

Here’s an article about it!!

That’s so cool!! And super affordable too! And he’s also teaching podcast classes?? Man if anyone would be qualified to teach podcasting skills it’s him, I’m glad he’s doing this!

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dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

My recent roommate couldn’t use a fucking can opener. Not any style of can opener because she had “just never had to open a can before.” I only found this out after she broke both mine and my other roomate’s in the same incident. I still don’t know how.

Luckily I know how to cook a mean frozen pizza.

I refuse to date a girl who can’t cook at least as well as I can…

And thus I probably disqualified 80% of girls around my age already…


Well…

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I bet Monika can cook…

I’m gonna fucking scream alskdjfjajdha good luck eating a drawing of some ramen

so we had boxed mac n cheese. you know, the kind that lists all the instructions on the side and the only ingredient not included in the box is milk. pretty simple, right? nope. he ruined 3 boxes by repeatedly adding egg to it and his response was “i thought that mac n cheese has egg in it”

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