Silver Tongue

Dec 19

yourplayersaidwhat:

Just a little context: We’re playing 5e and were in a volcano looking for some armor that will make or sorcerer not as squishy. We split up to try and flank a group of six nightmares, the flaming horses. Our sorcerer, Naga, got cornered and was attempting to fight one by himself.

Naga: I’m gonna cast chromatic orb in a first level slot and do cold damage. That should work right? It’s made of fire.

Me OOC: No it’s made of horse.

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FMAB does breasts right.

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

today-only-happens-once:

theishvalanalchemist:

i-am-mother-universe:

theishvalanalchemist:

strawbebehmod:

theishvalanalchemist:

dylanyonah:

theishvalanalchemist:

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Originally posted by n5fw

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Originally posted by jrugs

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Originally posted by lifefibersync

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

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Originally posted by geassgreen

This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well… How she isn’t sexualized. Like, she isn’t a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. She’s a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that she’s NEVER used as the ‘sexy distraction’ trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, she’s a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.

That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.

Well said my friend.

I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.

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“You fell into my booby trap” (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)

What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesn’t feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesn’t leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do

That’s a good point that I didn’t realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies. 

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Originally posted by yobi

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Originally posted by steinbecks

Ed’s muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since he’s still under 6 feet tall. He’s always presented as ripped and not ‘bulky’ like Sig or Alex. 

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Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. She’s still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same aren’t ‘compact’. 

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Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesn’t exaggerate a specific feature to the point where it’s comedic. It makes it’s bed, and lies in it.  

Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:

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Originally posted by xoxomyseriesxoxo

“is your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!”

or better yet:

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Originally posted by misakachan

“Good Lord! Get this man a sandwich!”

The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG

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Originally posted by createdfeeling

But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as the “freak of nature” kind of idea and definitely not presented as if that’s some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show. 

#fma#whispers: its bc a woman made it

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pembrokewkorgi:
“ metal-gear-samus:
“ thetalee:
“ bootythug:
“she’s about to risk it all
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Wait no stop, this brings up a good question: HOW does Thor fit in within the christian worldview!?!?
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Oh I think sister Marjorie can fit him in just fine
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I...

pembrokewkorgi:

metal-gear-samus:

thetalee:

bootythug:

she’s about to risk it all

Wait no stop, this brings up a good question: HOW does Thor fit in within the christian worldview!?!?

Oh I think sister Marjorie can fit him in just fine

I reblogged this for that comment alone.

(Source: sacredkarcram, via pembrokewkorgi)

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peashooter85:

It was a big mistake when we stopped equipping our fine men and women in the armed services with atlatl’s. It’s all because of budget cuts and the fact that our politicians and leaders no longer care about the lives of those who fight for us. Seriously, show me a modern military firearm that can outperform the effectiveness of an atlatl.

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villainveins:
“ooga booga
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villainveins:

ooga booga 

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controversial opinion

chefpyro:

amy is the best sonic girl

i agree if its just sonic boom amy

maburito:
“ keena-kapu:
“ kestrel-tree:
“Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!
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@maburito
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La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour,...

maburito:

keena-kapu:

kestrel-tree:

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

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dstears:
“ “But you at least composed a song explaining your ideals, right?”
Special guest speaker at the Reformed Unicorn Meeting. Remember kids, if you don’t keep in touch with your friends, you could be creating a villain.
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dstears:

“But you at least composed a song explaining your ideals, right?”

Special guest speaker at the Reformed Unicorn Meeting. Remember kids, if you don’t keep in touch with your friends, you could be creating a villain.

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