Date a girl who is an Old God of the forest, whose antlers are coated in moss, whose hooves blend in with the forest floor, who calls the trees to her side as she sings
Everyone:
omg the sexual tension!!!! I ship it!!! Ooooh so edgy
Two boys:
*barely interact, glance at eachother once*<
Fandoms:
MY GAY SONS!!1 IM SINNING!!! WHOS THE TOP AND WHOS THE BOTTOM KAKSHXH<p
Two girls:
support eachother, literally love eachother alot, tons of physical contact, hold hands, compliment eachother, are healthy and happy together, have made out, long longing looks and smiles
Everyone:
dont ruin their friendship... such good friends, we need more platonic female friends :/
Princess Leia, who moments ago dropped out of hyperspace after fleeing the first major battle of the Galactic Civil War: Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit for this, when they hear you’ve attacked a diplomatic…
Darth Vader,
who literally just saw this happen an hour ago at most and watched her ship take off: Don’t play games with me, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy
mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this
ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent
you.
Princess Leia, who received the data from the hands of a man who witnessed Vader kill a dozen people on his way there: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to
Alderaan.
Darth Vader, who has been following her the entire time and can read minds:
