Silver Tongue

Oct 17

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

i wonder if dream wendigo is friends with dream obama

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ommanyte:

ommanyte:

Hero name: Deku

Fighting style: the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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uglykate:

snarthurt:

im going to kill all of us

i cant believe hes been seth everman all along

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can a priest bless fluids other than water?

Everyone yells out whatever spell they’re casting. Anime style.

probablybadrpgideas:

DM: Alright, you have to get through this tunnel as quietly as possible-roll stealth
PC: Wait can I cast silence?
DM: yea
PC: BY THE POWER WITHIN MY SOUL I CAST SILENCE!!
DM: cool. So now you guys should roll initiative

jewishjaybird:

andhumanslovedstories:

holypunchlinebatman:

quit arguing marvel vs dc!!!  we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.

There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong

okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right

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yayforstuffs:

next msa be like

(art is from heilos!)

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spirituallystupid:

buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural

ghost: *slams door*

short guy: :0

tall guy: :/

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