The new headcanon is that Junkrat has never seen D.Va outside her mech and believes she’s an omnic who ate a teenage girl
He sees her mech start blowing up and she pops out and he’s like “phew thank god that lil sheila got free of that tin can before it blew up” and then another one falls from the sky five seconds later and scoops her back up and he LOSES HIS SHIT
if we want to jump back on the ‘taako helped lup transition with transmutation magic’ train for a moment
one time they’re out at a bar and a shitty dude is bothering lup and usually taako lets her deal with that (because lup is more than capable of dispatching shit dudes on her own), but the dude says something like ‘nice tits’ so taako jumps in and is like ‘oh yeah thanks those are some of my best work’ and starts trying to sell the guy tits until he gives up and leaves and lup is fucking dying in the background