Silver Tongue

Jul 13

susta11n:

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you have something of mine

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sapphicspaceranger:

fencehopping:

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Hubble Telescope image vs. James Webb Telescope

@autistic-af

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nail-bat-butch:

math-memes:

A crude sketch of a man giving a presentation to a group of business people. The man is pointing to a slide that reads the following: 99.8%: Yes, I love responding to surveys 0.2%: No, I toss them in the bin The man is quoted saying "We received 500 responses and found that people love responding to surveys"ALT

this conveys sample bias better than any statistics course

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bogleech:

depsidase:

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that would be gross not because there’s anything wrong with eating insects but because ants supposedly just taste like pure citrus

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thefloatingstone:

doubleca5t:

omnidudes:

caden:

Boomers are like you couldn’t make Seinfeld today bc the woke mob would cancel it meanwhile every five seconds I see a tumblr post that’s like here’s my idea for an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry starts going by They/He. Idk what point there is to be made here but it does suggest something

It suggests that whilst Seinfeld was never exactly going out of its way to be outwardly progressive, it was a reflection of the values of the society it was born out of. The characters, whilst brilliant, were purely comedic with very little emotional depth or backstory given to them and therefore existed purely as vessels for comedy and thus they translate very easily to the modern day. George would absolutely get himself cancelled online but not because he’s a bigot, but because he’s an idiot who would think it was OK to make a bad taste joke. Elaine would go out of her way to be overly accepting of everyone’s identities and sexualities, not because she’s a good person but because she’s obsessed with everyone else’s image of her as a good person. Those archetypes can be taken very easily from the society of the early 1990s and the values there to the society and values of the 2020s without losing any sense of their core. 

The mark of a good sitcom cast is that you can drop them into pretty much any situation and they’ll all react to it in ways that are both different and funny

there’s a twitter account called “Modern Day Seinfeld” and when I tell you they are so spot on I mean I forget they’re not real episodes because they are THAT on point.

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Jul 12

lesbian-toddhoward:
“heritageposts:
“emmagrant01:
“Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
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date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.
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happy anniversary everyone
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lesbian-toddhoward:

heritageposts:

emmagrant01:

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.

happy anniversary everyone

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domesticated-catgirl-deactivate asked:

Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein appear in the PS2 game "Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror" (released as "America's 10 Most Wanted" in the EU). Do either of them have a Ryu number?

ryunumber:

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Osama bin Laden has a Ryu Number of 4.

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tahthetrickster:
“cumpriest:
“hidrellez:
“you gotta include this photo
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ağlıycam
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whoa… the ancient philosophical quandary has at last been answered… he can has cheezburger
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tahthetrickster:

cumpriest:

hidrellez:

you gotta include this photo

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ağlıycam

whoa… the ancient philosophical quandary has at last been answered… he can has cheezburger

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vigilantsycamore:

onedayiwillwritestuff:

higherporpoise:

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bethanyactually:

crowsandcooks:

rainbowrecesses:

mens-rights-activia:

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Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.

And you can still do it now

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.

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Guys… It’s just…

CPR.

Learn to do CPR.

Hot take: CPR is a low-level necromantic spell

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dumbfilmschoolkid:

no fucking way

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major greek news channel used kojima’s insta photos saying he’s the man who killed the former prime minister of japan. i am not joking.

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