i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”
Yeah… this is abuse. The stranger with the styrofoam cup is correct.
I found the article, it’s as bad as you think it is:
“Being a psycho girlfriend is a unique kind of power that says A) you have absolute control over your happiness, even the happiness that comes from another person, and B) you’re pretty. When your boyfriend lets you get away with some next level crazy girl shit, he’s essentially saying that you’re pretty and he loves you. And sometimes you need to hear those things by any means necessary. So if you’re in a pinch, you should have some go-to fights to start, just for fun!”
hey everyone! if you so does literally any of these things, especially for the reasons listed in this ass backwards article, they are abusing you. do not stay with abusers.
(We are exploring a sewer.) DM: “As you walk down the hallway, you hear a clacking noise, like hard stuff on hard stuff.” Player: “It’s two dicks.” DM: “It is not two dicks. It is in fact a dick’s worst enemy, a whole family of crabs.”