If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you
(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)
what does facebook think my house looks like
Dope as fuck apparently
(via mentaltypo)
you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i
me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!
(via mentaltypo)
(via mbulteau)
The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is
Dungeons and Dragons: a summary
(via mbulteau)
gamer: did you play this game as a kid
me: no
gamer: i must be way older than u
me: actually i was just poor
Thank you for this
(via jadewares)
Insensitive Care Unit (based on this tweet)
This low-key looks like loss…
who is loss
I know you did this on purpose.
Did what??
(via beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202)
(Gets rewarded when small tiny pixels on screen change slightly) (becomes arrogant due to this)
(via stemmmm)
Lemonade with no alcohol in it? I think you mean Mike’s Flaccid
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)