Silver Tongue

Oct 15

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

RUN BY

CUNTS

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segabassfishing:

soloform:

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

gorillaz brain: feel good

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traumaseraph:

Got into a knife fight with a physical manifestation of my hubris at Claire’s

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anarcholesbo:

sir thats my emotional support symbiote

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thunderhunk:

thewayoftheleaf:

The TAZ fandom: But Merle should hate Kravitz for causing him to lose an arm

Merle: Hah, I like that guy

Merle, having just learned he was forced to forget 100+ years of his life by someone he considered a friend: WHOA hey guys, don’t overreact, anyway can I hug Lucretia or would that be weird

Merle “incapable of holding a grudge” Highchurch, greeting the personification of nihilism who is hell-bent on destroying all of reality and who has personally killed him 50+ times: Oh hey buddy watcha up to

Merle taking to an innocent 10 year old boy detective:

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He doesn’t blame Kravitz for the arm he blames magnus

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that-twink-over-there:

versacethotty:

me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

Queere Eye for an Eye

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eupheme-butterfly:

icecream-eaterrr:

I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating.  It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.

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suditalia:

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

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Originally posted by mrthisbody

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