everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
Alternatively Scotland.
*deafening explosion*
Oh it’s 1 o'clock.
The what now
The 1 o clock gun.
At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.
I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump.
i have infinite power but theres this 4 yr old boy in Angola who also has infinite power & constantly does the exact opposite of everything i try to do w/ astonishingly coincidental precision & timing so we’re both just normal people