you have to be fucking kidding me
Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.
me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard for me? since i saved your life and all?
my best friend fawkes: tbh dude i could but it’d be cooler if you just fucking died
For those who dont know, in the end of fallout 3, theres a code that needs to be entered in a heavily irradiated room. Most people would die from going in that room. There are a few companions that are immune to radiation. Fawkes is one of them and fawkes is a good aligned character. This ending was so shitty that the outrage resulted in bathesda making DLC with post game content in the form of broken steel.
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do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”
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My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
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is this some kind of weird power trip
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