Silver Tongue

Oct 13

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greelin:

greelin:

there’s something so satisfying about umbrellas that just immediately pop open when you press a button.. so suave.. so sexy.. watch me open my umbrella and shield myself from the rain in one swift movement and tell me that’s not smooth. not hot. you can’t. because it was SO sexy

i’m never hotter than when i just pop open my umbrella and casually swing it to my shoulder. that’s peak me baby. never gonna be any cooler than that

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retiredpyramidhead: “After Hours. ”

retiredpyramidhead:

After Hours.

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im-immortal:

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This is the single greatest thing I’ve ever come across.

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Bethesda

Bethesda

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timaeus-gnostic:

timaeus-gnostic:

assflash newshole

i’ve been the entire goddamn time

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theherocomplex:

The real suspension of disbelief in Mass Effect has nothing to do with Space Magic or the existence of aliens or evil machines from the dawn of time; it’s putting Mordin Solus and Miranda “I locked eyes with Death and Death blinked first” Lawson on the same ship as Thane Krios and then asking us to believe they wouldn’t have a cure for him after two all-nighters and fifty-seven pots of coffee.  

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Comprehend languages

probablybadrpgideas:

You can read any writing, but you can’t pronounce or understand any of it.

baka-dot-exe: “ sasrinthekobold: “ the-entire-furry-fandom: “ʍoǝɯ ” meow ” Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity ”

baka-dot-exe:

sasrinthekobold:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ʍoǝɯ

image

meow

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

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