Silver Tongue

Oct 12

the-thieves-guild:

pyrlspite:

the champion of cyrodiil stealing an elder scroll from the white-gold tower is the equivalent of nicolas cage stealing the declaration of independence from the u.s. capitol

THIS FUCKED ME UP WORSE THAN IT SHOULD HAVE

(via rosexknight)

unbreakable-red-riot:

bumbleboi:

My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger

So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”

And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”

(via johnnysdecomposingbody)

nottanya:

I was waiting for my bus back home this morning after the Seattle mbmbam and taz liveshows and I saw the McElroys getting out of a van at the station and I just want everyone to know that while everyone (I mean everyone, the boys, their wives, Clint, and Sydnee’s parents) were all struggling carrying these HUGE bags, Griffin was standing off to the side, one hip cocked out, drinking a cup of coffee watching without even holding a bag. He looked like a model and I feel like I saw God.

(via irailleth-archive)

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dykegali:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Does this count? via Shitty_Car_Mods

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

boymilk:

boymilk:

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

A Troll Whose Quirk is to Capitalize Exactly Half of their Speech (so likE THIS) and Who Plans Out Every Sentence to Ensure It’s Even

therenaissancedungeonmaster:

All their friends are trying to get them to screw up and call them out on screwing up.

(via newbarrk)

thyrell:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

I’m on the fence if this is shitty or not. via Shitty_Car_Mods

do you have any idea how good something has to be for the shitty car mods subreddit to be “on the fence” about it

(via taffybuns)

(via bloodsbane)

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