Silver Tongue

Oct 12

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hardinhightown:
definitivly:
antiandrogen:
eat HIS pussy
My unfortunate catholic upbringing immediately made me think of God….
i can’t believe i just had to read hugh jackman’s yummy toes with my own two eyes

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vriskanon:

What do you mean no middle ground the neutral zone is right there

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dankmemeuniversity:

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chefpyro:

sn0wbro:
how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows
Why is this seen as a standout thing when classic comic book superheroes include a guy who regularly makes blades coming out of his knuckles

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bird-butt:

My biggest fantasy is becoming a multi-millionaire for the sole purpose of commissioning artists so when they give me the price I can say “Nah, this is worth, like, at least 250k” and then pay em that, a plus tip

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flower-mortician:

aliceinpunderland:
elrondbaggins:
tardis-mind-palace:
ruthyless:
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier
Who the fuck changed this from Danny devito to markiplier

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popokko:

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:

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