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1. That time when Jesus practiced for a job interview
2. When Jesus gave Buddha the best birthday present
3. When Jesus miraculously created a spring of grape-flavored fanta
4. That time when God visited Buddha.
5. The time when Jesus was forced to sing a karaoke song he didn’t know
6. When Jesus was stopped by the police and he didn’t have his ID
7. And they called to heaven to verify his identity
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its beginning to look a lot like
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Tall Skitty
Tall Skitty
Tall Skitty
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disney: in this live action mulan remake we’re getting rid of general li shang and replacing him with this new dude who doesnt like mulan until he finds out that shes a girl :))) also no songs
me: GENERAL LI SHANG LOVED MULAN AND PING AND WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY BI
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Exactly
if jesus is so good how come there isn’t a jesus 2
isnt waiting for jesus 2 a huge thing in christianity
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goths: melancholy
emos: depressed
punks: angry
titties: out
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