Silver Tongue

Sep 26

Aww Punchy Bappy is making sure the smol Bean’two doesn’t have any nightmares, by punching them away in his sleep

“You just keep shufflin’ on mr nightmare guy.”

fortooate:
electrificata:
got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing
fortooate:
thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another
lakevida:
would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry
honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.
i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

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gaycism:

archgayge:
gaycism:
gays ruined the word hole for eternity
i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

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urijahreigns:

they really galaxy brained on this one
also yue and korra are probs related since they both came from northern water tribe royalty 👀🤯

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sarcasticcollegestudent:

a-pyramid-with-eyes:
enbytieflings:
oh you’re neurodivergent? what non-human being did you pretend to be / believe yourself to be in order to cope with the disconnect you felt from your peers during your early childhood?
Dragon
Depends on the stage of my childhood. Angel, demon, Planeswalker, Werewolf, Vampire… They all had a place.

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voidhop:

when that one bitch won’t stop calling emergency meetings

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