they say bringing a knife to a fist fight is a bad idea because my opponent could steal it and put me at their mercy. or would they? they anxiously handle the blade. i reach into a pocket. pull out my gun. they brought a knife to a gun fight. who’s getting dicked? who reigns supreme?
it’s actually like rock paper scissors. knife beats fist because you can cut them, gun beats knife because it’s longer range, and fist beats gun because you can put your finger in the gun hole to stop the bullets
I love the way online culture is slowly adopting a hieroglyphic-type system of words indicated by pictures. No, I’m not talking about emojis, I’m talking about the fact that I just saw a particular red-tinted image of Barack Obama’s eyes used in a conversation and read it as the words “then perish” with no hesitation.
