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I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.
Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.
My favourite thing about the tags and replies on this post is that they’re full of people legitimately slut-shaming me for having dated three people who ended up working at the same place. Like I’m some compulsive bread whore. Like I just shoved a whole Panera up my ass one day.
Do straight people not understand the small town phenomena where 1.) there are a maximum of ten LGBT+ people that you’re even vaguely compatible with, and so you all just end up dating each other at one point or another, and 2.) word gets around that the manager of a specific business isn’t a blatant homophobe, and so it ends up becoming staffed entirely by LGBT+ people despite not being an inherently gay establishment? You guys don’t just have, like, that one Taco Bell where everyone is a lesbian?
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Party in D&D have just gotten to the end of their first ‘dungeon’ and has killed their first boss. Check below for a homebrew boss encounter for lower level characters!
Can I tell people how we started the fight and how it downed 3 of us to the point where one would have died if not for a shield?
Suffice to say, the encounter started by most of the party falling on the boss, and ended with the boss falling on most of the party.
in our defense we had planned to do a dropping attack on the boss. I doubt the boss planned for its corpse to fall on us
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