Silver Tongue

Oct 09

seelcudoom:

nonetoon:

nonetoon:

While we’re on the topic of Halloween for the entire month, I want to know why vampire or werewolf stories constantly pit werewolves and vampires against each other? If I’m remembering it right in novel Dracula it’s shown or at least heavily implied Dracula can turn into a dog/wolf so the rivalry doesn’t make any sense. If anything vampires (or at least Dracula) should see a werewolf and say “oh sick me too”

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It’s canon

the actual only difference between a werewolf and a vampire is if your a jock or a goth

(via deep-sea-prince)

lettersfromeleanorrigby:

aria-jane-cherry:

jennikeatts:

w0rldweaver:

soloveitchik:

pbrim:

iammyfather:

nerdymouse:

lesbwian:

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Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞

Jesus, leave his ass.

We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.

My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning.  They don’t want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.

This is so sad

This isnt cute or quirky. This means hes a fucking hopeless user

Please date a man who actually acts like an adult.

Ok I lived with my ex for 2 years and he literally wouldn’t be able to get his own food if I wasn’t at home, I’d get home from work and he’d be angry at me for “making him starve”

My current partner has lived on his own for 8 years and the absolute most I have to help him with is maybe sending him $20 so he can make a bill payment on time

It made me realise for 2-4 years I wasn’t a girlfriend I was a fucking mother

Men who have been independent are capable of reverting if given the slightest excuse. When we married, my ex husband was 10 years older than me and had lived on his own for 8ish years. Yet (and I allowed this until I finally got fed up and took us to counseling) I did 80% of the cooking, because I was better at it. Same with the cleaning, shopping, social planning, etc.

After I left, in the first six months I got texts or calls asking me to please tell him:

I shit you not.

Then he had a heart attack (mild) and none of his family or friends were around to take him to the hospital. But instead of calling 911, he called me, who by then lived 45 minutes away. He lived 5 minutes from an EMS dispatch location. He called me, despite the fact that he didn’t believe me 8 months prior when I was feeling suicidal and I had to call a cab to go alone to check myself into the hospital for a 72-hour hold. I told him to call 911, hung up on him when he whined about “making a fuss”, called 911, called his siblings and then texted them “your brother is having a heart attack, I called 911 for him, come home,” and washed my hands of it.

Emotionally vacant men who won’t do household labor or emotional labor are not Nazis, but they aren’t good people, either, and you don’t have to put up with their shit.

(via deep-sea-prince)

gober-mouch:

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Eyyy, I rewatched wkm

And those bags under his eyes are definitely not from him staying up all night crying


Definitely

(via markiplier)

vriska:
“ a furry Tavros for my dude @kairyu-dragonite who’s rly chill
go check him out
”

vriska:

a furry Tavros for my dude @kairyu-dragonite who’s rly chill 

go check him out

(via moonpaw)

chefpyro:
“found a sans undertale mousepad lol
”

chefpyro:

found a sans undertale mousepad lol

[video]

quoth-the-ravenclaw:
“just started a new campaign and
”

quoth-the-ravenclaw:

just started a new campaign and

(via nofacednerd)

textsfromsuperheroes:
“Texts From Superheroes
”

textsfromsuperheroes:

Texts From Superheroes

(Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com, via adurot)

robotlyra:

Everyone in the MHA Universe: “All Might is so cool!“ 

All Might: *flubs catchphrase in front of a packed stadium*
All Might: *completely helpless with vital paperwork*
All Might: *full of corny jokes* 
All Might: *uses his own voice as a ringtone and message alert*
All Might: *has a “Teaching for Dummies” manual for his job as an educator*
All Might: *a totally over the top ham*

MHA Universe: “SO COOL”

bold of you to assume being a disaster whose just trying to do his best in unfamiliar situations doesnt mean hes cool

(via demilypyro)