Silver Tongue

Oct 08

hummingbirdbandit:

transmanrichardstrand:

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

It’s the insanity of being stuck in a building with a thousand other people your age who are all chronically sleep-deprived and panicking.

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[video]

spockfallsinlove:
“Have you seen this yet
”

spockfallsinlove:

Have you seen this yet

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androzanimudslide:
“Me trying to find something in common with someone.
”

androzanimudslide:

Me trying to find something in common with someone. 

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jayadan:
“This is my favorite form of entertainment.
”

jayadan:

This is my favorite form of entertainment.

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spiritworld:

meta-xylene:

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This mad men screenshot looks like GTA V graphics

i thought this was LA Noire

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Rolling a d100

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me, DM: …and Jeff, you see a young child of about 10 chained to the end of the bar.

Jeff, ooc: Hey i just found a d100; what happens if i roll a nat 100?

me: you… win the game, i guess. but that’s not what we’re doing- *a dice rolls* … what did you do?

Jeff, ooc: I rolled a nat 100. i win!

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banishedquasiroyal:

mom: so roxy is like, roses mom right?

me, brimming w/ pride: yes

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deadgoliath:
“ isei-silva:
“ But hear me out yo
Tail bags
”
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* YOU’RE HIRED
”

deadgoliath:

isei-silva:

But hear me out yo

Tail bags

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* YOU’RE HIRED

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feedeeadventures:

butmuhgains:

meco-official:

loafed-beans:

meco-official:

gaypunching:

It’s that time of year again!

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You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

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My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

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FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

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