It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is
It’s the insanity of being stuck in a building with a thousand other people your age who are all chronically sleep-deprived and panicking.
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Have you seen this yet
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Me trying to find something in common with someone.
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This is my favorite form of entertainment.
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This mad men screenshot looks like GTA V graphics
i thought this was LA Noire
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Me, DM: …and Jeff, you see a young child of about 10 chained to the end of the bar.
Jeff, ooc: Hey i just found a d100; what happens if i roll a nat 100?
me: you… win the game, i guess. but that’s not what we’re doing- *a dice rolls* … what did you do?Jeff, ooc: I rolled a nat 100. i win!
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mom: so roxy is like, roses mom right?
me, brimming w/ pride: yes
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But hear me out yo
Tail bags
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* YOU’RE HIRED
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It’s that time of year again!
You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.
but where’s my boy 480 Otis?
480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.
My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.
My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER
FUCKING U N I T
This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.