Context: We were solving a case of missing kids and came a cross some black magic. We chased down a centipede that we though would run to hags to give them information. So happens that the groups assassin kills the centipede by cutting it in half with her dagger. Soon it transforms to a dead body of a 2-year old kid that had been missing.
Barbarian: “What do we tell the parents?”
Assassin: “I don’t know. It’s not my fault.”
Cleric: “Oh my god, we killed a child! We must tell the parents.”
Barbarian: “We can’t! We were supposed to help!”
Druid: “We can just bury the child and say we didn’t find him.“
Group end up staring the dead kid for a while until the barbarian realizes something.
Barbarian: “Couldn’t you bring people back from the dead?”
Cleric: “Oh! Oh! I can bring him back! I can revivify him!”
So we saved the child and never mentioned this incident to his parents. We just “found” the kid.
Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot
Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down
Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness-
Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down
Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-
Griffin: BUT ACTUALLYHE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T T H A T D O W N
You’re scrolling through your dash, one of your popular mutuals made a textpost. ‘Give me kins reccs,’ it says. You reply in hopes of impressing them, they ignore your contribution. You refresh your dash. New textpost. ‘I’m Mikan from Danganronpa now. No fakes.’ You take a deep breath, that’s one of your unlisted IDs. You ponder if you should drop her or not.. Just then, you get an ask, it’s from your QPP. It reads: ‘Hey Justin is kin with Mikan now and doesn’t like fakes so i have to block you, sorry!’ You try to tell them you’re dropping Mikan, but it’s too late, they already put you on their BYF as their abuser. You cry.
you weren’t meant to relate to this
The funniest part of this is that OP is kin with pewdiepie
