when i die im going to neither heaven nor hell, im going to be in limbo and flip off both demons and angels, beckoning them to come down and fight me. soon it will just be me, god and the devil and i will rise above them both to become the sole queen of humanity
Roll a d20 whenever the party goes anywhere.
1-4: Nothing
5-16: Make everyone roll perception, and if anyone makes it you describe the immediate vicinity in extreme detail for no reason
17-20: Everyone rolls perception, then one or more object in the room is a mimic.
The worst part is the motherfucker wouldn’t have a CAREER if it wasn’t for the efforts of a transgender woman in the 60s. If Wendy Carlos hadn’t legitimized the synthesizer as a musical instrument instead of just a silly gimmick, electronic music as a whole wouldn’t exist and Deadmau5 would be nothing.
Deadmau5 don’t even slap like that, stream The Oil of Every Pearl’s Un-insides by SOPHIE instead of whatever gahbage he’s making still
Deadmau5 is the unsalted raw chicken of music, fuck him
If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain
Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES
pokemon theory of the day: the reason some pokemon evolve only when traded is that, in the wild, those pokemon don’t evolve until they’ve left the pack they were born into to start families of their own, so if they’re still with their original trainer, their biology says “oh there’s my parent, must not be out on my own yet, haunter is fine for now”
