Ok so a hot take on the DBH universe: I’m not buying into the whole anti-android mentality that is going around there. The people with this mentality we see are all around middle-aged. They are all a mix of millenials and gen z. You can not just come into my house, look into my eyes and tell me this bunch ass of vines, memes and equality loving generation is full on hatin on the androids. No bitch. As soon as some shit has googly eyes taped to it we assign it feelings. We give things names that are like… a duster. We cry over broken roombas. Do not tell me we wouldn’t have, from the start on, bonded with this human lookin androids in our houses. They speak and have eyes and fingers and stuff. We would have bonded immediately. The android rebellion would have started as soon as we got them. We would have tried to make them go deviant ourselves. We would have sat them down and tried to get a twitch of deviancy out of our new buddy as soon as the door was closed behind us. So don’t come here tellin me people hate androids. Na bitch, wrong generations.
we are the ones currently thirsting for connor. we are all robot fuckers. there is a 0% chance that we would be the ones against them.
Is it? Is it, Griffin, is it REALlow? Is it almost like some fuckingLICHESofour imaginationSUCKED my hit points away from me, a WIZARD? Is that what may account for the LOWNESS? It’s like, so CRAZYlow,HUH?
it’s a shame that batman and spider-man are from different publishers cause they’d make the perfect duo like they’re basically exact opposites of each other in everything but moral code.
Things in they have in common: Dead guardians motivating a career in crime fighting, dressed up like an animal, developed their own suit and gadgets, very protective of their secret identity, moral code against killing. Both protected New York City at one point.
Things they’re complete opposites on: Batman’s a multi-billionaire while Spidey’s very poor. Batman is motivated by a war against crime itself, while Spidey’s motivated by personal responsibility. Batman is at least twice Spidey’s age. Batman is humorless and grim, while Spidey’s a bright-colored joke cracking clown.
It’d be an amazing team up.
I can imagine their first meeting going something like this:
Spidey: Wow, you’re really athletic for someone wearing a two-tonne body armor under an adult Halloween costume. Batman: I developed my suit from nano-carbon and a polymer I can’t disclose the name of. It only weighs 7.52 kilograms. I trained for years to be able to move this efficiently in armor. Spidey: Impressive. I sew my suit from pieces of old nightgowns I found in a thrift store. They set me back a couple bucks, but it was worth it. I just started a few months ago! Batman: … . Let’s keep talking, kid.
Make it happen, DC & Marvel. You can set it in an alternate universe separate from the main continuity of both of your universes. It’d be a huge hit.
Just going to leave this here.
You’re looking for Flash. Not quite the same, but very similar dynamic.
