I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water
The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit
This Entity spawned from the pain that the sudden death of choking causes, both physically and emotionally. It wanders the world gasping for breath as its body is composed of several choking hazards such as the cherry pits that cover its hands or the chicken physiology that make up its feet. When it scratches the bone thats lodged in its neck, it means that someone nearby is biting off more than they can chew.