Silver Tongue

Oct 07

daily-betas:

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the sun is a mass of incandescent gas a gigantic nuclear furnace

paras0xdreamer:

brainbowunicorn:

I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water

The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit

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baku:

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femmetops:

birthcharts:

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(Source: twitter.com, via deep-sea-prince)

abbf26:

theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

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unlimitedburgerworks:

unlimitedburgerworks:

This blog is pro-Goblin

Reblog if you are pro-Goblin or are a Goblin

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mymagicgrandpa:
“ “This Entity spawned from the pain that the sudden death of choking causes, both physically and emotionally. It wanders the world gasping for breath as its body is composed of several choking hazards such as the cherry pits that...

mymagicgrandpa:

This Entity spawned from the pain that the sudden death of choking causes, both physically and emotionally. It wanders the world gasping for breath as its body is composed of several choking hazards such as the cherry pits that cover its hands or the chicken physiology that make up its feet. When it scratches the bone thats lodged in its neck, it means that someone nearby is biting off more than they can chew.

Contest entry to the Halloween contest found here: http://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/post/177714958589/

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