Silver Tongue

Dec 12

bots these days

I had the opportunity to do a piece for the Homestuck 2018 calendar for the month of January! A tribute to my favorite flash, [S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.

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2018 is all about girls getting buff. ladies getting swole. women getting fucking jacked

trashgender-neurotica:

give-me-a-yandere:
jihaad:
in 2018 we will throw you like a javelin
Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait.
“Especially when it is soft and tender as it has been since the beginning.”
Beginning?
Excuse me?
https://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/prehistoric-women-arms-powerful-30112017/
It’s almost like people will straight up invent romanticized versions of history in order to justify or explain modern contradictions without any evidence whatsoever.

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elucidativeillusionist:

behold my fantroll, the ultimate aries
the sign is
ariesscesriusibornittariuspiazagaocenminiunristsciniusicornittaniuspioragolocerminous

(via newbarrk)

(Source: millennial-review, via newbarrk)

striving-artist:

nerdeas:
Panini man
This kid learned about Prohibition and I’m so proud.
When they made the sale of alcohol illegal, bars would charge exorbitant fees for pretzels and then throw in a drink for free.

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leifor:

i can’t believe no one’s made this joke before

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adurot:

charlesoberonn:
terezis:
an-actual-stone:
terezis:
not even like… david strider. dave j. strider. just… straight up, dave strider, running for us senate, in this the year of 2017
Dave strider the politician can’t not know about dave strider the homestuck character
there is absolutely no way this man hasn’t googled his name before, is all i’m saying, he has to know
Maybe he foolishly believed that running for Senate will make him more well known than the cartoon webcomic Dave Strider.
Maybe he’s counting on the ironic millennial vote.

probably the latter. ive seen a couple posts about people joking about voting for him just for the joke

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cassandraooc:

dyonoi:
cassandraooc:
If you are a Homestuck and live in Washington please vote for Dave Strider for US senate it is the least you can do to make up for the flood of excited homestuck posts that are already overtaking his facebook page.
real talk as a washington state resident dont actually do this. vote for maria cantwell. the senate is a big fucking deal and voting for this guy is the equivalent of throwing your vote away and voting for harambe, and we cant afford this especially not right now
Gonna reblog this too because I don’t actually want my joke to be taken too seriously and you should definitely research who you vote for. It *is* important. Please put thought and research into who you vote for, because bad things happen when you don’t.
Please don’t take this too seriously.