Whenever the subject of supernatural stuff comes up people always assume I’d be a werewolf just cause I got big hair. Heck no. My big hair is natural and not werewolf-related. I wanna be a frankenstein. I wanna be a monster of science. Jam some bolts into my neck
Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.
Oh lord, the idea of a running gag of Clark having to come up with more and more elaborate reasons to hate the most beloved guy on Earth would be comedy gold.
“I loaned him thirty four bucks three weeks ago and he STILL hasn’t paid me back”
