Silver Tongue

Oct 06

karshmallow:

stuffnuts:

karshmallow:

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

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Originally posted by wedressindraganddothehula

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Originally posted by sneakynanner

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much

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fantasytarget:
“ aquacycle:
“ aquacycle:
“undertale is a serious game for serious people
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i’ve been getting notes on this recently, so i decided to make a better version
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this is edging perilously close to being valid the adventure zone fanart and...

fantasytarget:

aquacycle:

aquacycle:

undertale is a serious game for serious people

i’ve been getting notes on this recently, so i decided to make a better version

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this is edging perilously close to being valid the adventure zone fanart and that distresses me.

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gigi-tastic:

perpetualseahorse:

turless:

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Hey so fun fact, my dad is good friends the woman who currently has this job and she told him that Trump’s admin is trying to force her out. They started advertising the job before they actually told her they were transferring her so she’d have to reapply.

Her name is Catherine (Cassie) Conley, and she’s a badass MIT grad that works as NASA’s planetary protection officer, which sounds super cool (though she says not as cool as the galactic administrator). The job is basically the only one in xenobiology (space life) and it’s her life’s work. She’s been doing this job for over 10 years and now Trump wants her out.

I’m beyond pissed that this keeps going around. I know it sounds like a joke job, but it’s a legitimate career that’s being taken away from literally one of the most intelligent women in the country by this asscactus of a presidency.

If ya’ll could signal boost this that’d be much appreciated. They need to know that this kind of bullshit isn’t acceptable

I was actually reading about this job in an NPR article and it sounds REALLY important. the job basically means you make sure we don’t contaminate any planets and anything we bring back like rocks or soil, etc doesn’t do the same here.

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99dankballoons:

smallmetal:

smallmetal:

halloween riza in arakawa’s own art

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vs halloween riza in promo art by the studio

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the point im trying to make here is arakawa doesnt demean her women characters or treat them as eyecandy/fanservice because shes a women who knows better and she knows she doesnt need to do that if she writes them well. 

Feminist side of brain: agreement w/ everything above

Lesbian side of brain: ghhhh catRiza hot

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chryselephantinechaos:

parentless-suggestions:

“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”

i never had a real childhood

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gayghost:
“ nyansan:
“ gudroo:
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DELETE THIS
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I hate y’all cause I know when you post another pic that looks identical it means you edited some meme in the background but I can almost never find that shit so it’s like those find the difference...

gayghost:

nyansan:

gudroo:

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DELETE THIS

I hate y’all cause I know when you post another pic that looks identical it means you edited some meme in the background but I can almost never find that shit so it’s like those find the difference games

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absolutelad:

justangrymacaroni:

a list of fake tumblr stories i can sort of remember:

AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE

Its actually illegal to post this and leave out Oppa Homeless Style

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the-green-anon:

kira-vera:

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savage little child 😨

(original source from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes!)

@inyourfacewaluigi

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broadwaytheanimatedseries:

wizzard890:

pyrrhiccomedy:

zonepan:

tackytaako:

hetphobia:

hetphobia:

“omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh

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theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right now i wont hesitate

white people trying to distract from the realities of africas suffering: “HGSJSDJ THE NEW :HISTORY OF” VIDEO HAS A RAPE JOKE. DONT WATCH IT”

yall literally went to africa and raped people. thats not a joke, its what yall did. shut up.

It was LITERALLY a rape of Africa- Europeans raped several cultures and countries. They went in, destroying culture dynamics, exterminated tribes, stole and raped and murdered and plundered and did everything disgusting and terrible.

I’m glad he called it for what it was. It wasn’t a fuckin joke m8.

This isn’t even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to as “the rape of Africa,” like “the rape of Nanking” or “the rape of Belgium.” That’s just…what it’s called.

he’s–making a reference to the academic concept. this isn’t your college buddy saying he got “totally raped” playing Halo last night, “the rape of Africa” is a
phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold II’s crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, don’t start a witch hunt because you didn’t take the time to do a goddamn internet search.

not a rape joke, a rape fact

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