Goth isnt wearing black, its a way of life. What you wear doesnt make you goth what makes you goth is how you are. You could be blond with a pink dress that has a golden flower on it and still be goth because youre a badass that takes shit from nobody and has death as your personal bitch.
well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns
I love the implication here that witches just want to be loving parents to the children they want. I’ve fought with fake witches in the past, but maybe real ones are cool.
why, what do people think witches do with firstborns
Kinda like what we use Aloe Vera for.
i wish you hadn’t said that
Never has a text post confused me more than this one
aloe vera leaf broken open to expose the gel
you keep it at home, give it water and somehow it lives long enough for you to use its body water for almost all purposes
listen I literally identify with sollux the most out of any of the characters in this wretched comic we all adore, so know it comes from a loving place when i say that he really didn’t do anything at all. like im thinking about this guy and rereading moments with him, thinking about doing a small comic or some shit and he literally didn’t do anything. his biggest moment where he gave his life powering a ship was immediately followed by him actually being chill and fine and totally good.
he literally just decided to not participate in the primary conceit of half of the dialogue. its like if one of the characters from friends decided to mind their fucking business and not get to know any of their neighbors.
sollux literally just wants to hold hands with aradia, yell at/with karkat, and talk to feferi about how much he misses aradia. if anything else is involved he’s not interested. he literally was so uninvested in everyones issues that he barely appears in anything involving the ending or earth C.
i began this as a snide and goofy critique of the use of his character but honestly it just makes me respect him more. this is how he would have wanted it. let him and his ghost gf be freaky cryptids. hes happy.
when i was like 6 i made a poptropica character and the oldest age you could pick was 15 and i distinctly remember saying “good thing nobody lives that long”
What this means is, that ever single one of the following
Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight
but what an incredible journey he had getting there
speaking, uh, as a formerly-trafficked sex worker, it’s extremely difficult to come forward as a trafficking victim in countries where sex work is criminalized; you just… get criminalized under those same anti-prostitution laws. of course reported trafficking would increase when the sole fact of coming forward as a sex worker at all no longer endangers you.
This line of argument is the same one that you see with conservatives who point to the increase in divorce rates as proof that making divorce safer is endangering marriage, while ignoring the massive drops in domestic abuse, murder, and suicide.
It’s a shot argument with them, and it’s a shot argument here.
In WWI, when they introduced helmets, they saw a sudden spike in head injuries.
What the casual observer may miss was that they were seeing the increase because of a dramatic decrease in deaths from head wounds.
