Silver Tongue

Dec 09

Some carolers yesterday were singing “deck the halls” at church and changed “don we now our gay apparel” to “our plaid apparel”
…y'all that’s not any less gay.

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jtothemackenzie:

lunga-luume:
outofcontextdnd:
Dwarf: Does the town have a local paper?
DM: They have town criers.
Dwarf: I’m not working with the Buzzfeed of the middle ages.
Hear ye, hear ye, are your tavern wrenches watering down your ale? It’s more likely than you think.
Hear ye hear ye, check out these 11 awesome paintings that’ll make you nostalgic

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stuglies:

i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

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banishedquasiroyal:

skaiawards:
banishedquasiroyal:
burntmyfingeronapot:
bruh if we lose net neutrality im gonna be pissed that our last Big Memes were not going to elf practice and a zootopia pro life comic smfh
she will be, too
who?
the girl reading this

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sentimental-apathy:

bass-borot:
tharook:
nevertheless-lesbians-persist:
wrthgpnk:
nevertheless-lesbians-persist:
etrianodysseyobsession:
Always worth reblogging
Being of the sex that produces ova makes you “a girl”.

Being of the sex that produces sperm makes you not “a girl”.
thanks, textbook from 1903
Gravity was defined a long time ago, too.

Doesn’t make it wrong.
In 1687, Newton published his Law of Universal Gravitation, building upon work of previous centuries. It describes gravity as an attractive force between two bodies, proportional to their masses and the inverse-square of the distance between them.
In 1903, while broadly accepted, it was known to be at least partly incorrect, failing, for example, to accurately describe the orbit of Mercury.
In 1915, Newton’s law was superseded by Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity, describing how gravity arises from the curvature of spacetime.
Since then, it has been realised that general relativity cannot be reconciled with quantum mechanics, and now many physicists are attempting to develop a theory of quantum gravity than can.
The point is never that things “defined a long time ago” are wrong, but that nevertheless science progresses and understanding improves. (Or at least that’s the aim.)
Omg. Her blog is so pathetic and every opinion she has is based off of straw man arguments and complete stereotyping, how ignorant and bloody arrogant are you?? How do you become so damn hateful??? Just. How? And she says fuck you to people who use the label “queer”. Well fuck you too, ya close minded hateful jerk. One day, you’ll look back on yourself with shame cuz you’re hateful, cruel, ignorant and just plain ARROGANT.

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ghettoinuyasha:

symmetra:
ghettoinuyasha:
she wants you to take the chicken out of the freezer
who
the mom coming home in 20 minutes reading this

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cliffracer:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:
smartest-kid-in-class:
cupofcoffin:
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry
honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes
the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over

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