Silver Tongue

Oct 01

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whitepeopletwitter:

Pure gold

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whitepeopletwitter:

what the hell richard

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ominaterthegreat:

Alex Hirsch is fucking savage and I love it

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yelnatszeroni:

lunaaltare:

yelnatszeroni:

yelnatszeroni:

plague doctors suiting up cuz another diseased bitch need some leeches on ha stomach

plague doctor watching the patient croak anyways cuz them leeches n bibles verses ain’t did shit

vee PLEASE go to sleep

medieval thot getting hired as a plague doctor cuz he could read n all his family lived until 35

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nerd-peridot:

I am so jealous of the people who get to see Steven Universe for the first time by binge watching all the seasons. To see the story the way it was meant to be seen, with no months-long hiatuses messing up the pacing, or fandom drama or discourse… what an amazing way to enjoy the show.

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fertilealien:

fertilealien:

an abrupt realization: being that humans are a well documented but now extinct, somewhat ‘mythical’ species (”I wish humans were real”) in the world of splatoon………. there’s definitely an inkling/octoling equivalent to human monsterfuckers, i.e. inklings and octolings that love that Weird Mammalian Xenophilia Shit and would love to bone a human

too bad for all of them, Tartar’s got dibs

friendlytroll

tartar reading human-xeno porn

excuse you, that is their private collection of speculative human era documents and i will thank you NOT to make fun of it

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alfredosayss:

thoodleoo:

emperor of rome (self-diagnosed)

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

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hey you know these comics that always have the signature cropped out

hte-spagheti:

yea i found the original artist and

1, these dudes have names 2, theyre happy now 3, the dude is still making these comics

4, theres a shop

so basically what im saying is buy me pon and zi merch thanks

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spiritednug:

widogasp:

Me : wow!! I’m so excited to play dnd!!! man I’m so hype to roleplay my super cool character and form relationships!!! wow!!!!

Dm : what’s your characters name?

Me :

Alternately

Dm: and this npc stands before you, greeting you with a badass handshake in one hand and a halberd in the other. They’re hip, they’re hype, they’re everything you ever wanted.

Me: amazing what’s their name

Dm: oh no

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