Silver Tongue

Oct 01

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Ah

unrelatedtouserboxes:

men will be like I made this woman do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and track all the bills and appointments and raise all my kids but I did 8 whole hours of work today so I get control of the thermostat, TV remote, emotional manipulation, car, mealtimes, how much money my wife spends, and also what scent of air freshener the car gets…..and that’s what makes me a good dad to….however many kids it is we have.

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moistyaoi:

glubbity:
this is the gayest page in the whole bnha manga so far i always think about this
Same energy

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clockmocker:

clockmocker:
h4x0rwaif:
clockmocker:
I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up
Quick question clock, what the fuck.
You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video
I’m sorry about this

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whatisthisromanceyouspeakof:

September 30th:
October 1st:

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[video]

dogblessyoutascha:

starfish-drawz:
flaminstarmie:
IT”S HALLOWEEN GUYS
Happy Halloween 1st
I never reblog random things, BUT.

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awesomesthesia:

Swallow not included

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haiku-robot:

toneewaves:
messruksi:
bot-dad:
fxckashlyn:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
chaosgaminggirl:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
wolfygecko:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
epitome-of-odd:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
tomanto-the-friendly-nb:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
chaosgaminggirl:
toneewaves:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
It’s Time
Boys and girls of every age Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see.
This our town of Helloween.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN
Halloween
Halloween
How many of these do you have up your sleeve?
I’m genuinely crying, please
Hello genuinely crying, please, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1.

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This is a great post
How many of you read all of the reblogs in the tune of the song?
how many of you

read all of the reblogs in

the tune of the song

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