Silver Tongue

Sep 30

[video]

Al: Winry, would you do me the honour of becoming my sister-in-law?
Ed: Did you just propose to Winry FOR ME?
Al: Someone had to do it, Brother!

when youre the serial killer, mafioso, werewolf, or arsonist in town of salem + ppl suspect u

Client: My internet doesn’t work!
Me: Can you tell me what you see on the computer screen?
Client: It’s black!
Me: Is your computer turned on?
Client: Of course it is! the green light is on!
Me: Can you try restarting the computer?
Client: I can’t – the tower is in the shop!
Me: …
Me: So the green light is on your monitor?
Client: Yeah! My computer!

thegraphicginger:

Bowsette gains the power-up of UNDERSTANDING.

(via deep-sea-prince)

intelligentchristianlady:

What a wonderful initiative! Spread the word.

(via rosexknight)

[video]

Sep 29

greatwhiteprivilege:

serbianslayer:
firefoxed:
why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing

match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive
im here for this analysis

(via deep-sea-prince)

fungalslime:

fungalslime:
fungalslime:
Drawer with teeth at goodwill
I went to goodwill to get some clothes. I saw a drawer. There was teeth inside. The drawer was 100 dollars including the teeth
Well I went to goodwill to get some clothes and I saw a drawer and opened it and there was teeth :)

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

nessamiibo:

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