Silver Tongue

Sep 24

[video]

newsflash asshole, we’ve been horny for bowser the entire goddamn time

phruxx:

wake up sheeple

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warandpeas:

Near Death Experience

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[video]

tastefullyoffensive:

by Rustled Jimmies

(via deep-sea-prince)

• Riza: What are you drawing?
• Roy: A map.
• Riza: A map? That looks like a pair of eyes.
• Roy: Well, specifically, it's a map of your eyes because I keep finding myself getting lost in them.

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banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

you know what would be sweet. if i had big ol wings with fluffy feathers. yeah that would literally improve every aspect of my life.

swoop swoop motherfucker ive got wings i dont have to care about tax evasion

land dwelling folk: oh sheesh the government is at it again

me, some dude with wings: have u considered aerial living bc it means 0 taxes or laws

*shakes fist at sky*

SKY CRIIIIIIIIIIME

officialpigeon:

“Money can’t make you happy”

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via jwcartoonist)