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newsflash asshole, we’ve been horny for bowser the entire goddamn time
wake up sheeple
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you know what would be sweet. if i had big ol wings with fluffy feathers. yeah that would literally improve every aspect of my life.
swoop swoop motherfucker ive got wings i dont have to care about tax evasion
land dwelling folk: oh sheesh the government is at it again
me, some dude with wings: have u considered aerial living bc it means 0 taxes or laws
*shakes fist at sky*
SKY CRIIIIIIIIIIME
“Money can’t make you happy”
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
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