do you ever just remember that time karkat yelled at kanaya about not holding impromptu amputations everywhere because maybe some people would prefer you ask before you cut their legs off and her response was “impromputations” because i feel like that says a lot about kanaya as a character honestly
A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.
every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink
Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.
dude shut the fuck up lol
ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops
try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind
Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.
As a combat veteran, I’d like to add something. The original cartoonist clearly missed the fucking point of us defending the right to protest and then criticizing someone for exercising that right. Most of the veterans I’ve talked to are either unfazed by people protesting and exercising their First Amendment rights, or actively endorsing the protests. Dragging a wounded veteran in our reciting the name of a dead veteran and saying, “Look at what he/she/they suffered so that you can protest! Now stop protesting out of respect!” is disingenuous at best.
You want to kneel during the national anthem to protest the actions of your government and law enforcement? Go ahead, we fought so you could. Exercise that right!
You want to march in the street to inconvenience people who don’t know about or refuse to acknowledge your grievances? Go ahead, we fought so you could. Exercise that right!
You want to burn the nation’s flag as a symbol of protest against the action or inaction of this nation’s leaders? Go ahead, we fought so you could. Exercise that right!
We service members swore an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States from all enemies, foreign AND domestic. We are patriots, reluctant or not. We recognize that a government must be answerable to all its citizens. Fascists, racists, and nationalists are not patriots. They are the domestic enemies, whether they occupy a high office in government or live down the street, for they want to tear that document up and forge their own, malignant chains to bind this nation.
TL;DR stop using veterans and the war dead as a smoke screen for your fearful hate- mongering, you Fascists and Fascist collaborators!
Reminder that veterans fought for freedom, not for oppression. (and no, you don’t have the freedom to oppress others, that’s one part in which you are not free.)
