some ableist fool who knows naught of magic: if you’re so tired, how come you can [stim/talk about special interest/scroll through tumblr]– you must be faking! you just don’t want to do it
me, a master wizard: those are my cantrips you knave
“great job on this map, matt.” “…i didn’t make this”
gavin refusing to leave his chair - even if he has to leave the room - in play pals videos
‘lltuggj committed suicide’
trevor saying ‘gurrrrl’ completely non-ironically
jack pattillo’s incredible aim (bowling ball, ceiling dildo)
“EAAAAGLE!!!!!”
geoff’s resigned sigh when someone murders him for the seventh time that video
feel free to reblog with more tbh
the way trevor says “you animal!”
the wild shit the editors do when someone sneezes during sky factory
that creepy baby voice jeremy does sometimes
any time geoff has ever called ryan “ryebread”
when jack is laughing so hard you can tell he’s got tears in his eyes
those Ryan Haywood Giggles™
“fuckin GOT HIIIIMMMMMMM”
Gavin getting excited over an animal
Michael’s laugh
All of their laughs really
Trevor saying “hey boys”
The random noises they all make
When Jeremy or Michael die and they make a really dramatic death noise
Gavin getting angry and smashing his controller against his desk
Someone discovering something in secret (Gavin figuring out the arrows make a ding in sky factory when they hit someone) and just terrorizing the others until they join in for fun or in retaliation
Jack and Geoff laughing at each other’s jokes when no one else understands them
Ryan’s “bips!”
During GTA when someone has Flight of the Bumblebee as their horn and they just play it the entire race
Lindsay doing something crazy in a game that ends up being really effective and beneficial for her and everyone losing their shit over it
The Play Pals intro songs
“I’m bunny wrabbit.” -Jeremy in Dead by Daylight
Geoff “I’m just really bored right now.”
“Oh ASS.”
When they whisper to get each other’s attention.
That one time during stop it Slender where Ryan scared Jack so bad he scream weirdly enough that Michael couldn’t tell who had screamed.
The creative ways to kill each other (like gavin using the death furnace)
Them hiding something small that goes unnoticed for days
Gavin making a point of screwing everyone over whenever hes losing
action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him
none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty
Someone make a movie please.
Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and
