Silver Tongue

Sep 22

shitpeoplesayintf2:
i dont even know how to caption this, it’s just art

stargazing-andshit:
ironmanstan:
my headcanon for nick fury not calling captain marvel in right away is that they had a bet back in the 90s on how long nick will survive without her help. they bet on 30 years, and nick almost caved when battle of new york happened but that suicidal motherfucker yeeted the nuke into space so it was all good, no need for carol yet when he has the avengers, but then the avengers broke apart and nick silently prayed that theyd reunite to kick thanos’ ass but they failed and that is why he said “motherfucker” in disappointment at the end of infinity war, cause only 2 damn years left and he’d win the fuckin bet of the century but the Avengers had to go and Be The Worst At Everything and make him lose the stupid bet God dammit
carol comes to defeat thanos and save the universe only so that she could get her money from fury
or even better: carol comes only because of the bet and beats thanos as a fun activity on the way

(via nofacednerd)

moochiethinks:

yokelfelonking:
umtryagainsweatie:
That’s the fuckign Lincoln Memorial
That’s where Donald Trump lives
It’s true. He sleeps on Lincoln’s lap. The Secret Service hate it in the winter.

(via demilypyro)

adurot:

Justin: Yeah im gonna take out my mockingbird gum…
Griffin:

eridone:

slavery:

(via demilypyro)

(via pembrokewkorgi)

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Sep 21

dirtgay:

dirtgay:
You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as that you can’t be morally grey on this
You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are, like, Bad

(via mbulteau)

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