Silver Tongue

Sep 21

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aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

Have him participate in the Halloween heist. He gets the thing and when jake chases him…

“YOU WANT IT? GO GET IT”

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aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

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snarthurt:

snarthurt:

imagine being named Clifford

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“My sex name”

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merlins-fancy-beard:

phlying-squirrel:

steg-o-sore-us:

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THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.

Oh my god, they were “roommates”

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tovio-rogers:
“Princess Bean, Elfo, and Luci from Matt Groening’s new show on Netflix Disenchantment. I saw nothing but bad reviews online and the biggest gripe most them had was “this isn’t Futurama.” I watched it myself and loved it. Go check it...

tovio-rogers:

Princess Bean, Elfo, and Luci from Matt Groening’s new show on Netflix Disenchantment. I saw nothing but bad reviews online and the biggest gripe most them had was “this isn’t Futurama.” I watched it myself and loved it. Go check it out if you haven’t already.

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mbulteau:
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mbulteau:

whitepeopletwitter:

Tap out

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banishedquasiroyal:

god people who say shit like “opinions are like assholes! everyone has one” have never not infuriated me like wow. correct. and some assholes are great, and then there’s yours, which you haven’t bothered to wipe in years and has drainage from long infected blisters. 

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

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