Silver Tongue

Sep 21

[video]

eviesrealitychangesdaily:
andwhentheskywasopened:
continueplease:
louwhis:
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

(via rosexknight)

antmanbf:

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
someone: you’re stupid
me: Einstein Wants What I Have

(via dies-first)

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:
I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

(via ryukodragon)

chefpyro:

philsterman01:
chefpyro:
chefpyro:
I EAT RIBS EVERYDAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I TELL YOU WHAT ONE MORE TING ABOUT HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT: A LOT
Eat prilosec.
@chefpyro Eat prilosec?!
CONSUME PRILOSEC

prilosec is your new god

(via demilypyro)

[video]

gearholder:

eric-coldfire:
swindle94:
eric-coldfire:
althechi:
iconuk01:
althechi:
r/mildlyinteresting - This giant penny made of pennies.
1,297 votes and 43 comments so far on Reddit
reddit
Joe Coyne is sweating nervously
That’s a deep dive into comics continuity! Kudos! :)
Thank my library for stocking the Golden Age Batman in beautiful hardcover edition!
That’s a fucking pull from the bottom of the barrel.
Wait, one of the most iconic things on Batman’s Cave collection is from a Z-Lister called Joe Coyne the Penny Plunderer?!?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A TWO FACE THING!!!!
MY WHOLE LIFE IS BUILT ON A LIE!!!!
Originally, yes, it was from the Z-est of Z-listers, then DC retconed it so Batman got the coin from a Two-Face death trap.
hehehh big penny

(via gearholder)

crinosg:

Alfred Hitchcock was not even in the neighborhood of fucking aroudn.

(via pembrokewkorgi)

unofficialofficialtoadette:

“HE’S PEACH,”
“SHE’S PEACH,”
“YOU’RE PEACH,”
“I’M PEACH!!”
Are there any other Peaches I should know about?!!”
“BWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!”

(via pembrokewkorgi)